Whiskey Mattimoe's Bio

Name: Whiskey Mattimoe
Legal name: Whitney Houston Halloran Mattimoe

Favorite quote or personal motto: “I am not a child-care provider!”

Age: 33

Birthdate: March 28. She’s an Aries.

Appearance: Athletic, tall (almost 6’1”) with “funny” hair, an unruly mop of dark curls.

City of residence: Magnet Springs, Michigan—a lakeside resort town famous for its year-round beauty and its magnetic fields.

Pets: Not by choice, but by inheritance: Abra the Afghan hound, a canine with a criminal record.

Greatest strength: Stubbornness.

Fatal flaw: Stubbornness.

Favorite food: Whatever’s on hand that’s not too long past the expiration date. Whiskey never cooks and rarely goes to the grocery store.

Pet Peeve: See Pets (above).

Unique characteristic: Can use a bicycle in self-defense.

Most endearing characteristic: Believes in second chances—and needs them.

Most annoying characteristic: Can’t keep track of kids or animals.

Deepest Secret: She’d like to live long enough to fall in lust again. . . .